ME HUMAN NOT APE

One dude ... 11,111 handsome NFTs on the Ethereum Blockchain

IN THE BEGINNING

THERE WAS MAN

I'm Marco. I was born in New Jersey the year Neil Armstrong and crew landed on the moon. The minimum wage was $1.62 an hour. A gallon of gas cost $.32 cents and you could buy a Big Mac for two quarters. I played outdoors, shopped at Kmart, and traveled around the country every summer in a station wagon. I watched the Brady Bunch and Happy Days religiously.

I’m now a Californian, married, with three kids. I'm a blockchain developer that believes in function over form and substance over style, so I picked up a camera, set up a tripod, and launched Me Human Not Ape. Me Human Not Ape is a collection of 11,111 unique NFTs living on the Ethereum blockchain. No two are alike. And while pixel apes, 2D apes, 3D apes, and even 4K apes are cool … humans still rule.

Best of all, these aren't just NFTs. With each NFT you're getting membership and voting rights for an incredibly innovative DAO (Decentralized Autonomous Organization) we're launching in June. Think of a DAO as a business governed by its members and run on the blockchain. Imagine if YouTube was run by the creators or if Uber was governed by its drivers. That's what a DAO can accomplish and your Me Human Not Ape NFT is they key to it all.

To get started mint your NFTs here for .11 Ether each.

NFT LAUNCH

Live Now

No apes here. Just one dude with a camera and a tripod taking pictures of himself because he can't draw. Plus he's tired of apes. Each Me Human Not Ape NFT is one-of-a-kind and programmatically generated from hundreds of backgrounds and images. While every image is unique some are more rare than others. The NFTs are stored on the Ethereum blockchain and hosted on IPFS.

CRYPTOCURRENCY LAUNCH

April 2022

Marco can't draw, but he's a blockchain genius. He's doubling down on his mother-in-law (read what she says below) and launching a crytocurrency that will make her head spin. But this isn't just another crytocurrency. This cryto pays dividends, rewards, and has a built in mechanism to help create a steadily rising floor price. It's in deep development and launching soon.

DAO LAUNCH

June 2022

You're buying much more than an NFT. With each NFT you're getting membership and voting rights for an incredibly innovative DAO we'll be revealing soon. Think of a DAO as a business governed by its members and run on the blockchain. Imagine if YouTube was run by the creators or if Uber was governed by its drivers. That's what a DAO can accomplish. Watch out world.

MOTHER-IN-LAW APPROVAL

Probably Never

The Mother-In-Law isn't happy. "What are NFTs?" ,she asks. "Why don't you do something else? This seems like a waste of time. Your kids need to eat." Time to blow her mind and show her the power of NFTs and the blockchain.

Family

Testimonials

Are you kidding? Why don't you do something else. This seems like a waste of time.

Mother-In-Law

What are NFTs? Tell me later, my legs are hurting. Can you buy some BENGAY for me at Walmart?

Mother

They look great dad. I'm proud of you. I hope you sell them all.

Son (12 years old)